Timeout 4 Mommy

Collect Yourself

Snot Junkie – A Mommy Morsel August 6, 2010

Filed under: Mommy Morsels — timeout4mommy @ 2:08 pm
Tags: , , , , , ,

The nasal syringe…or snot sucker as I like to call it.  Does anyone but me get a rush from a successful extraction?  I realized, after a noteworthy removal at the 5am feeding this morning, that I get very excited when this little sucker works!  For you sports fans, it’s like the excitement of a touchdown or a home run.  When I see that clear baby nostril I want to scream GOOOOAAAAL!  Except it’s 5am and the rest of the house is silently sleeping.  So instead I do a little happy dance and coo to Beeb about “how good that must have felt” and “isn’t he so happy now?!”.  I was so euphoric after I put him back in bed that I almost couldn’t go back to sleep myself….almost.  And then this afternoon I started jonesing for my next fix and I realized, I’m a snot junkie!  I’d like to think that I get the high from helping the helpless, assisting this little creature that has absolutely no control over his extremities, no way of blowing his own perfect little nose.  But then, I get the same rush from plucking a big boog out of Deet all the while telling him not to pick his nose because it’s gross.

What’s that expression, do as I say not as I do?


2 Responses to “Snot Junkie – A Mommy Morsel”

  1. I think you need a tag called bliss or pure joy for posts like this!

  2. Sandie Boyd Says:

    Hooray for you! Putting your writing talent to perfect use. You are so brave using the snot sucker – I was always afraid I would somehow pull your brains out of your tiny little nostrils if I used it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s